If you chew hard enough, the sun will come out, a beach will form under your toes, and a palm tree will grow over your head. It's gum science.
Perfect for popping refreshingly into your mouth or being a smartass eight grader who gets soda all over everyone.
Ain't nobody dope as me, my breath's so fresh so pure. That's how it goes, right?
Fruity hard exterior, with a soft chewy interior. Just like that sensitive dude you know.
Nothing says "I want to make sure I smell good while we're talking," like a mouthful of these little orange doodads.
An exotic flavor where citrus and sunshine collide with quintessential cool that will give your mouth a sensation that it cannot soon forget.
You want fresh breath, but you also want to treat yourself too. We hear you - with this we can make sure we don't smell you as well.
The OG bubble gum. Before we had mint and all these other self-important flavors that they sold us, telling us that what we put in our mouth was for others and not for ourselves. Chew your gum and blow your bubbles and live your damn life.
For the sake of your future children: please, have a mint.
Pistachios are the play hard-to-get type. They make you put in a little work. You gotta break down their layers and crack through their shells to really get to know the real them. Has this metaphor made you salty yet? Too many nutty puns?
Hold your appl[aus]e, hold your appl[aus]e for the greatest organic snack of the decade!
AY-pricot. AH-pricot. Who the hell cares? Just eat these drops of deliciousness and stop talking altogether.
How many of these do you have to eat before you physically become a chocolate covered raisin? Asking for a friend...
Traditionally, peanuts were exclusively snacked on in baseball stadiums as a way to distract spectators from nine innings of nothing happening. Not anymore.
Cash out with these cashews cuz they're delicious and good for you, too!
Fruit that fits in your pocket. Because stuffing two apples and a banana in your pants isn't exactly a good look.
Serious question: has anyone ever eaten trail mix while actually on a trail? Like, besides Sacagawea and Lewis & Clark?
Contains: English walnuts, almonds, cranberries, papaya, pineapple, raisins, pepitas and sunflower seeds.
It's OK, this is a safe space. We know it's hard but, you can admit you like raisins. See, that wasn't that hard, was it?